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Other Internet Meanderings…

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in which I link to other student blawgers who’s posts are much funnier than mine…

From Will Work for Favorable Dicta:

In other news, I’m seriously considering killing my office mate, who is, right this moment, SLURPING something (sssssssssssssssssslurp, sssssssssssssssssssslurp) and keeps furtively getting up and running in and out of the office, turning the computer on and off each time he goes (Ding, ding, ding…Windows is shutting down motherf*cker!), like he’s protecting state secrets and I’m a Soviet mole or something.

Homicide is OK if you’re really annoyed. Discuss.

This next one proves a point I never would have imagined I would ever get to make – that exclamation points counterintuitively buck the expected trend of diminishing marginal return on funniness by making something funnier the more excessively they are used. Glossing over the fact that using the phrase ‘more excessively’ may lead to my english degree being revoked, I submit:

Blog: Artsy Fartsy Shopaholic Goes to Law School

!1!: Since the The Knight and I have been living with his parents, we have been sleeping on his two twin beds from his childhood room!! Recently, his parents got a new king-sized bed, so we inherited their old queen!! It is wonderful, big, and allows the Knight and I to coexist as married people in the 21st century rather than Lucy and Desi!! This is big news, by the way!!

!2!: The Knight and I are on the brink of becoming full fledged tree hugging nature people!! This weekend we went canoeing!! Next weekend we are also going canoeing!! I still don’t like spiders or snakes!!

!3!: I also drank beer while canoeing!! Most of you know that I don’t like beer!! But maybe now I do!! Especially when it is the only thing available to drink!! Other than spider infested river water!!

!4!: I have gained 4 lbs in 3 weeks!! I don’t know how this is possible!! It might have something to do with eating with attorneys every day!! At restaurants!! Did I mention that in addition to being a verbal vomiter, I am also a nervous eater!!

!5!: I have been whitening my teeth!! I can’t tell if it is working yet!! I feel I might be counteracting its effectiveness by drinking massive quantities of coffee in the morning!!

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  1. Erikaboo says:

    Hey Luke –
    Thanks for the shout-out! (Is that still the cool word to use? I have no idea.) Anyway, it made my day to hear (or rather read) that someone likes my blog.

    If I ever learn how to use the link thingie on blogger, your name will definitely be there. But for now, you’ll just have to settle being in my “Favorites.” Sorry, that is all I can do.

    Okay, well, that’s all for now!
    Bye!

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