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Curious Effect of Filing Motion Five Minutes Late on Opposing Counsel and Judge

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The following is from this honest to goodness actual order from Western District of Wisconsin in Hyperphase Technologies v. Microsoft.

True, this court did enter an order on June 20, 2003 ordering the parties not to flyspeck each other, but how could such an order apply to a motion filed almost five minutes late? Microsoft’s temerity was nothing short of a frontal assault on the precept of punctuality so cherished by and vital to this court.

Wounded though this court may be by Microsoft’s four minute and twenty-seven second dereliction of duty, it will transcend the affront and forgive the tardiness. Indeed, to demonstrate the even-handedness of its magnanimity, the court will allow Hyperphrase on some future occasion in this case to e-file a motion four minutes and thirty seconds late, with supporting documents to follow up to seventy-two minutes later.

Hat tip to Conglomerate via my law license

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  1. Debrah says:

    I love it when a Court shows this kind of humor… 9 of Hyperphrase attorneys filed motions to strike… Don't they have better things to do?

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