lawyer jokes
Legally Punk’d: Lawyer pranked on first day on the job
On YouTube, an endless fount of procrastination. My “Law” Playlist.
Ah Family… (a lawyer joke my dad sent me)
“Southern Grandma”
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, “Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?”
She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, […]
Cartoonbank.com: Lawyer Shopping
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Consent, Hilarious Short by Jason Reitman
I just came across Consent, a short film by Jason Reitman, one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while. Reitman, son of Ivan, is also known for directing a little flick called Thank You for Not Smoking. Every now and again, it appears he updates this blog. He’s working on a new film, […]
Policeman testifies in court…..
Jessie sent me this. People like to send me lawyer jokes now. This was a good one though.
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.
He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman’s […]
The Jurisprudence of Chuck Norris
It is impossible to sue Chuck Norris for battery because whatever force he uses is always reasonable.
Chuck Norris can recite ERISA from memory, word for word, but he never does it because ERISA is so boring.
Congress once considered amending the Federal Rules of Evidence to make anything offered by Chuck Norris automatically admissible.
Chuck Norris invented […]
Quizno’s commercial spoofs cease and desist letters
Quizno’s legal department just got its first screenwriting credit I think. Watch the New Smokehouse Beef Brisket commercial:
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Lawyer dies and goes to heaven…
Can’t believe I forgot to post this - From WSJ Blog, Posted in Comments by Soul-Crushed Attorney
Someone told me a joke once, that really is a great parable for being a summer associate.
Lawyer dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter isn’t really sure what to do with the guy becuase they never get lawyers in […]