so yesterday we were shopping in Carrefour (a Thai wal-mart)… we all split up and decided to meet back at the registers…. as i was going to meet Maggie, Eve, and Gina, they replaced the elevator music over the loud speakers with what sounded like some really loud canny Alvin and the Chipmunk’s tune… so i came down the main aisle toward them doing my best drum major strut…. it took me the better part of 30 seconds to realize that the look on their faces was not amusement, but terror, and that no one (and i mean no one, no cashiers, no one) was moving but me… so now i know what the Thai National Anthem sounds like, and I’m told my face has never been so red.