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Metro: Drunk man rides horse into bank

when he left the pub he realised he was too drunk to ride all the way home – and because it was cold, he decided to use his bank card to open up a nearby bank foyer and take himself and Sammy inside to sleep it off.

And then there’s the kind of line that I would live for if I were a journalist…

…bank staff were less than impressed when they arrived and had to clean up after the horse, who had left a deposit of his own on the foyer floor.